Fake Plastic Trees accords

A                    A4  Dmaj9/F#
Her green plastic watering can
Dmaj9/F#                 E6    Dsus2
For her fake chinese rubber plant
              A    Dsus2
In the fake plastic earth
A                      A4  Dmaj9/F#
That she bought from a rubber man
Dmaj9/F#              E6     Dsus2
 In a town full of rubber plans
        A       Dsus2
To get rid of itself

             Bm7add11           A
It wears her out   It wears her out
             Bm7add11           A      A4
It wears her out   It wears her out

A                 A4    Dmaj9/F#
She lives with a broken man
Dmaj9/F#       E6        Dsus2
A cracked polystyrene  man
           A         Dsus2
Who just crumbles and burns
A               A4  Dmaj9/F#
He used to do sur  -  gery
Dmaj9/F#           E6       Dsus2
For girls in the eight  -  ies
            A    Dsus2
But gravity always wins

                 Bm7add11          A
And it wears him out  It wears him out
                 Bm7add11   A4   A
And it wears him out  It we-ear  -  err  -  ers

    A              A4  Dmaj9/F#
She looks like the real thing
Dmaj9/F#               E6    Dsus2
She tastes like the real thing
          A    Dsus2
My fake plastic love
A                  A4  Dmaj9/F#
But I can't help the feeling
Dmaj9/F#                    E6     Dsus2
I could blow through the ceil  -  ing
          A      Dsus2
If I just turn and run

                Bm7add11          A
And it wears me out   It wears me out
             Bm7add11             A Amaj7
It wears me out   It wear - err - ers me out

              Bm7add11
And if I could be who you wanted
           A
If I could be who you wanted
E6      Bm7add11          A    E6
All the time      All the time
Bm7add11  A    E6  Bm7add11    A
mmmm mmmm  mmmm