All-American Bitch accords

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D A G

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I am light as a feather and as stiff as a board
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I pay attention to things that most people ignore
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And I'm alright with the movies that 
      D             A         G
make jokes 'bout senseless cruelty
           D   A G
That's for sure
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And I am built like a mother and a total machine
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I feel for your every little issue, I know just what you mean
    D      A            G
And I make light of the darkness
         D         A             G
I've got sun in my motherfuckin' pocket
       D A   G               D  A G
Best believe, yeah, you know me

D     F#5  G           D
 I forgive and I forget
  F#5     G                  D
I know my age and I act like it
    F#5  G              E4
Got what you can't resist
      Bb
I'm a perfect all-American

D    A          G                            D   A G
I am light as a feather, I'm as fresh as the air
D         A              G                   D A  G
Coca-Cola bottles that I only use to curl my hair
  D         A     G            E              D#         D    A G
I got class and integrity just like a goddamn Kennedy, I swear
             D    A G
With love to spare

D   F#5  G           D
 Forgive and I forget
  F#5     G                  D
I know my age and I act like it
     F#5  G              E4
 Got what you can't resist
      Bb                   D    F#5
I'm a perfect all-American bitch

     G                 D   F#5
With perfect all-American lips
    G                    D    F#5
And perfect all-American hips
  G                E4             Bb
I know my place, I know my place and this is it
  D         F#5   G                    D    F#5    G
I don't get angry when I'm pissed, I'm the eternal optimist
  D        F#5     G                    E4   Bb
I scream inside to deal with it, like, "Ahhhhhhhhhhh"
       D F#5 G   D F#5 G   D F#5 G   E4   Bb
Like, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

D   A   G         D        A       G
All the time, I'm grateful all the time
    D    A       Bm        G      A      D
I'm sexy and I'm kind, I'm pretty when I cry
    D   A   G         D        A       G
Oh, all the time, I'm grateful all the time 
(All the fucking time)
    D    A       Bm        G      A      D
I'm sexy and I'm kind, I'm pretty when I cry