Everything Happens To Me accords

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I make a date for golf, and you can bet your life it rains;
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I try to give a party, and the guy upstairs complains.
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I guess I'll go thru life just catching colds and missing trains
Dm7        G7         Cmaj7    A7
Ev'rything happens to me.

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I never miss a thing  I've had the measles and the mumps,
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And ev'rytime I play an ace, my partner always trumps.
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I guess I'm just a fool who never looks before he jumps
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Ev'rything happens to me.

    Gm7                   C7/G      C7/F#        F        F6
At first my heart thought you could break   this jinx for me,
    Gm7                  C7/G     C7/F#   F        F6
That love would turn the trick to end     despair;
    F#m7             B7/F#     B7/F      E           E6
But now I just can't fool this head that thinks for me
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I've mortgaged all my castles in the air

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I've telegraphed and phoned, and sent an airmail special, too;
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Your answer was "Good bye" and there was even postage due.
  Gdim              Fdim              Em7            A7
I fell in love just once, and then it had to be with you
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Ev'rything happens to me,
Dm7        G7         C
Ev'rything happens to me.