Portable Door accords

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When it came to me one day in Jerksville
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Man, I was right on the edge
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That jacket's too small for a man of your size
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And those socks are too big for your head

   D                 A        E
My eyes glaze at whatever you say
        D          A          E
But I'm listening, do tell me more
        D                       A       E
It goes under the bridge, right over my head
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And out through my portable door

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I was trapped in a dire situation
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Between reason and someone-in-law
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The winner takes all and runs off with the ball
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Nothing could pleasure me more

D                    A         E
Times were, I'd have spoken my piece
      D         A            E
For a minute or two held the floor
      D                      A         E
But I can't get a word in so here I am hurtling
      D              A        E     C#m
Right out through my portable door

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    D                      A             E
The jabbering's hurting my brain cell so bad
    D          A         E
For once in my life I am bored
    D                       A          E
The public house beckons, I follow the call
         D             A        E     C#m
And slip in through my portable door

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The unlikely event came upon me
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I wasn't prepared for the shock
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Once round my neck and twice round the deck
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And the rest disappeared up the block

   D               A            E
So here we are and everything's changed
D           A      E
Faster than ever before
    D                    A               E
You gotta be jokin', man what are you smoking
        D              A        E     C#m
Blow it out through my portable door

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