C F G
We praise the colorectal surgeon
C F G
Misunderstood and much maligned
C Am F
Slaving away in the heart of darkness
C G C
Working where the sun don't shine
C F G
Respect the colorectal surgeon
C F G
It's a calling few would crave
C Am F
Lift up your hands and join us
C G C
Let's all do the finger wave
Am F
When it comes to spreading joy
C G
There are many techniques
Am F
Some spread joy to the world
C G
And others just spread cheeks
Am G
Some may think the cardiologist...
Am D
Is their best friend
C Am F
But the colorectal surgeon knows...
C G C
He'll get you in the end!
C F G
Why be a colorectal surgeon?
C F G
It's one of those mysterious things.
C Am F
Is it because in that profession
C G C
There are always openings?
C F G
When I first met a colorectal surgeon
C F G
He did not quite understand;
C Am F
I said, "Hey nice to meet you
C G C
But do you mind? We don't shake hands".
Am F
He sailed right through medical school
C G
Because he was a whiz
Am F
Oh but he never thought of psychology
C G
Though he read passages.
Am G
A doctor he wanted to be
Am D
For golf he loved to play,
C Am F
But this is not quite what he meant.....
C G C
By eighteen holes a day!
C F G
We praise the colorectal surgeon
C F G
Misunderstood and much maligned
C Am F
Slaving away in the heart of darkness
C G C
Working where the sun don't shine.
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