The Colorectal Surgeon accords

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We praise the colorectal surgeon
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Misunderstood and much maligned
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Slaving away in the heart of darkness
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Working where the sun don't shine

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When it comes to spreading joy there are many techniques
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Some spread joy to the world, and others just spread cheeks
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Some may think the cardiologist is their best friend
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But the colorectal surgeon knows...
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He'll get you in the end