Riff: G F C
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Riff x4 G F C or Tab.
G D
I was flying in a big jet airplane
C
nervous as hell
G D
When the pilot comes on the intercom
Em C
He said "Things aren't going to well"
C G D
We've got an engine out, there's a fire in the galley
Em C
But we'll make it down O.K.
G D
But he forgot to shut the microphone off
Em C
And everybody heard him say: He said:
G D
Fuck'em (if they can't take a joke))
Em C
Fuck'em (if they can't take a joke)
G
If they can't see the wit
D
Then I don't give a shit
C
So fuck'em, Fuck'em, Fuck'em..... (stop music)
G D C
If they can't take a joke!
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G D
I was sitting in the sunshine
Em C
Drinking beer and feeling good
G D
Thinking maybe I shouldn't concern myself
Em C
Thenagain maybe I should
G D
I said "Lord above you've got so much love
Em C
But there's too much pain and fear"
G D
I felt a mighty tap on my shoulder
Em C
Then I heard a rumbling voice in my ear
(spoken add): and the Lord explained it to me, she said
G D
Fuck'em (if they can't take a joke)
Em C
Fuck'em (if they can't take a joke)
G
If they can't see the wit
D
Then I don't give a shit
C
So fuck'em, Fuck'em, Fuck'em..... (stop music)
G D C
If they can't take a joke!
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G D Em C
G D Em C
G D Em C
Ah!-Ah!-Ah!-Ah!
G D Em C
Ah!-Ah!-Ah!-Ah!
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G D
There's a lot of helpful sayings
Em C
In this world to see you through
G D
Like "so what, who cares, take a bite of this,
Em C
drop dead, big deal and screw you"
G D
But all this worldly wisdom
Em C
Too hard to recall
G D
So there's just one thing to remember
Em C
And I think it covers it all
(spoken add): matter of fact, I know it does!
G D
(if they can't take a joke)
Em C
(if they can't take a joke)
G
If they can't see the wit
D
Then I don't give a shit
C
So fuck'em, Fuck'em, Fuck'em..... (stop music)
G D C
If they can't take a joke!
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