Colorectal Surgeon accords

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We praise the colorectal surgeon
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Misunderstood and much maligned
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Slaving away in the heart of darkness
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Working where the sun don't shine

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Respect the colorectal surgeon
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It's a calling few would crave
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Lift up your hands and join us
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Let's all do the finger wave

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When it comes to spreading joy
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There are many techniques
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Some spread joy to the world
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And others just spread cheeks

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Some may think the cardiologist…
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Is their best friend
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But the colorectal surgeon knows... 
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He'll get you in the end!

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Why be a colorectal surgeon?
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It's one of those mysterious things.
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Is it because in that profession
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There are always openings?

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When I first met a colorectal surgeon
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He did not quite understand;
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I said, "Hey nice to meet you
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But do you mind? We don't shake hands."

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He sailed right through medical school
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Because he was a whiz
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Oh but he never thought of psychology
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When he read passages.

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A doctor he wanted to be
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For golf he loved to play,
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But this is not quite what he meant.....
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By eighteen holes a day!

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Respect the colorectal Surgeon
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Here and now we'll Raise a glass
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For the rectal surgeon like the rectum
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Can tell a liquid from a gas

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We praise the colorectal surgeon
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Misunderstood and much maligned
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Slaving away in the heart of darkness
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Working where the sun don't shine