A A G D A Went to a party. I danced all night. I drank sixteen beers and I started up a fight. A G D A But now I'm jaded. You're out of luck. I'm rolling down the stairs too drunk to fuck. E F G D A Too drunk to fuck. Too drunk to fuck. Too drunk. To fuck. I'm too drunk, too drunk, too drunk to fuck. A G D A I like your stories. I like your gun. Shooting out cop tires sounds like loads and loads of fun. A G D A But in my room. Wish you were dead. You bawl like the baby in Eraserhead. E F G D C Too drunk to fuck. Too drunk to fuck. Too drunk. To fuck. It's all I need right now, too drunk to fuck. C C C C D D# D D# D C C C D D# D D# D C A A G A A A G A A A G A D D# C A A G A A A G A A A G A D C A E F G D A Too drunk to fuck. Too drunk to fuck. Too drunk. To fuck. I'm sick soft gooey and cold, too drunk to fuck. A A A A B B B B B A E B About to drop. My head's a mess. The only salvation is: I'll never see you again. B A E B You give me head. It makes it worse. Take out your fucking retainer put it in your purse. F# G A D Too drunk to fuck. Too drunk to fuck. Too drunk. To fuck. It's all I need right now, oh baby. F# G A D F# G A B I'm melting like an ice cream bar, oh baby And now I got diarrhea, too drunk to fuck B C# D C# D C# B B C# D C# D C# B
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